Frankenfish

I'm not joking this is a real film that people paid to have made. No joke dude.

Three giant genetic freak fish with more teeth than a pack of sharks invade the Louisiana bayou (fancy name for gator, insect and trailer trash infested swamp) and start doing what genetic freak fish do...eat anything that moves. They swim along biting the heads off of people, in some cases biting the bodies off of gators leaving the head (it's a Frankenfish thing, I don't pretend to get it). Our heroes have to stop them. Of course there's the usual surprise plot twist that isn't really a surprise, the big game hunter had them deliberately released so that he could hunt them. In your typical horror film ending, main character and girl live. Everybody else including Frankenfish dies and baby Frankenfish leave open possibility for sequel. Dear God please don't let that happen. Watching this film was like watching an accident on the highway. If you're looking to give your kids brain damage and the lead paint chips aren't working quite fast enough for you, make your kids sit through this swamp crap and I guarantee you you're problems are over.

*Note: Notice how its from the same director who wants to remain nameless who made that other cinematic jewel "Spawn"...I rest my case.