Alien transforming robots come to earth looking for "the spark" which is a cube of immense power that looks disturbingly like the puzzle box from Hellraiser. In the process of searching for said box both robot factions proceed SMASH THE LIVING CRAP OUT OF EVERYTHING THEY SEE. The name of his film should have been "Massive Collateral Damage" cause that was all I could see (ok, alot of it was pretty awesome). But this film does teach a few lessons which should be common knowledge but Shia Labeouf seems to lack. Let me give you an example.
When a 20 foot tall transforming alien robot with sharp blades all over it asks you if your screen name is "Ladiesman217" you say NO!
When a group of heavily armed government agents bust into your home and ask if you're Sam you say NO!
When a whole group of transforming alien robots is smashing your city to frigging hell and the good robot hands you the Hellraiser puzzle box (aka "The Spark") and says "get it to safety", you say NO!
That said, not the worst film I've ever seen (see previous entry).
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