Finally a movie that shows the full range of Tom Cruise's acting abilities! You see Tom, Tom runs away from alien, Tom drives away from alien, then Tom runs away again from alien, Tom hides in basement from alien, Tom runs away from alien...again, Tom sails away from alien, Tom runs into military, Tom runs away from military, Tom runs away from alien (pattern forming here kids), aliens get a cold and die.
This dude range!
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You left out that Tom rids himself of pesky aliens via therapy. You see, 75 million years ago, a being named Xenu brought his comrades to this planet due to overpopulation problems within the Galactic Federation.
Employing hydrogen bombs, He then proceeded to blow them to pieces. However, these 'spirits' cling to us humans and cause all sorts of psychological and physical difficulties. Only through employing special and expensive therapy via the techniques of Scientology, can we be rid of the Thetans!
On, and the finale to this story is. Tom gets away with all our money and is crazier than a shit house rat.
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